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Wow, what a slogan!! Isn't it? Brilliant!! It was playing across tv channels all of yesterday.. Yesterday on the one-year anniversary of 26/11, we were in the Colaba area where the attacks had happened. The roads were all blocked due to huge traffic, of people going to Gateway and showing their support to all affected by the tragedy last year. We saw something like a rock concert happening at the Leopold Cafe, to show Mumbai's defiance to the brutal attack. A police rally at Nariman point. Students from many colleges collecting at the Gateway and shouting slogans, on how we will not take such attacks lying down and demanding our politicians to do something, anything. Abhishek Bachchan on TV, in some telecom ads proclaiming that we will not forget. Another telecom company announcing that a percentage of the proceeds from all calls made on XYZ date, between ABC time will go to the families of policemen affected by 26/11. And of course, all newspapers and tv channels re-discov...

I don't think there is any end to the continuous stream of news for which my only reaction can be, "Ridiculous !!" Here is another one... Taxpayers pay Rs 204 cr for bogus MCD staffers I wonder how they manage to come up with such ingenuous ways of siphoning off money, everytime! And also wonder what would happen if this ingenuity was channeled somewhere useful?

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Some are interesting, some old but nice to read again. 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno 3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker : The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW 4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker ? A tie 5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left. 6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any e-mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it - Jay Leno 7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno 8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is ev...

Start Calculator Application on your computer and try this : 2704/50 = 54.08 (Works Fine) 2704/51 = 53.01960784 (Works Fine) 2704/52 = It Doesn't Work !!! 2704/53 = 51.01886792 (Works Fine) 2704/54 = 50.07407407 (Works Fine) Microsoft Calculator fails to calculate 2704/52!!! Any clues, why??

This is really amazing!! Did you know, "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is actually a valid English sentence?!! Read here . Now I think I will have to agree with Amitabh in Namak Halaal, that "English ij a bhery bhery phunny language!" Btw the sentence above means something like, Buffalo buffalos (as in buffalos from the city of Buffalo in US) who Buffalo buffalos (again) buffalo (as in bully), they also buffalo (as in bully) other Buffalo buffalos... Phew, after typing it all, I seem to have forgotten how to spell buffallooo!

If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America because of the following: Where are you going? With whom? Why? How are you going? To discover what? Why you? What do I do, when you are not here? Can I come with you ? Coming back when? Dinner ghar par hi khaoge? Mere liye kya laoge? It seems you deliberately made this plan....Hain na... Why? Dont lie.... Why are you making such programmes? You seem to be making a lot of such programmes. Why? I want to go to my parents place.. I want you to come and leave me... I don’t want to come back.... I will never come back.... Why are u not stopping me? I don’t understand what is this discovery chakker? You always do like this...... Last time also u did like this.... Nowaday’s u always seem to do like this.... I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered.. . (This joke had all the men I sent it to in splits! Especially the married ones... They could actually imagine all this happening and poor Columbus trying to a...